1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,720 Subs created by: David Coleman. 2 00:00:06,849 --> 00:00:08,910 [Groans] 3 00:00:08,911 --> 00:00:10,311 [Grunting] 4 00:00:10,312 --> 00:00:12,044 Both: Wasabi! 5 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:16,545 All right, guys. Who's ready to sign up? 6 00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:20,166 Who's just here for the free jock strap? 7 00:00:20,167 --> 00:00:23,135 - Whoa! - [All chattering] 8 00:00:23,136 --> 00:00:25,311 [Whimpers] 9 00:00:25,312 --> 00:00:27,589 They took every jock strap in the box. 10 00:00:27,590 --> 00:00:30,909 I think they even got the one I was wearing. 11 00:00:30,910 --> 00:00:33,818 Every month, Rudy forces us to do these lame promotions 12 00:00:33,819 --> 00:00:36,283 down the street from the Black Dragons to drum up business. 13 00:00:36,284 --> 00:00:37,434 But it never works. 14 00:00:37,435 --> 00:00:39,577 He's probably preparing his latest desperate attempt 15 00:00:39,578 --> 00:00:41,787 to spread the word about The Bobby Wasabi Dojo. 16 00:00:41,788 --> 00:00:44,024 [Loud rumbling] 17 00:00:44,025 --> 00:00:46,965 [Rock music playing] 18 00:00:50,213 --> 00:00:53,393 Behold Wasab-a-Saurus! 19 00:00:53,601 --> 00:00:55,056 If you think this thing's awesome, 20 00:00:55,057 --> 00:00:59,172 well, come check out the monster deals at The Bobby Wasabi Dojo! 21 00:00:59,173 --> 00:01:00,774 Dojo... dojo... 22 00:01:00,775 --> 00:01:03,776 That is awesome! Rudy, where'd you get this thing? 23 00:01:03,777 --> 00:01:07,390 I rented it at Bed, Bath, and Monster Trucks. 24 00:01:07,391 --> 00:01:10,386 And by parking out here in front of the Black Dragon Dojo, 25 00:01:10,387 --> 00:01:13,514 people will be talking about us instead of them. 26 00:01:13,515 --> 00:01:16,289 Ooh! Ooh! You guys want me to rev this baby up, get some attention? 27 00:01:16,290 --> 00:01:17,990 - All: No! - On it! 28 00:01:17,991 --> 00:01:19,779 [Tires squeal] 29 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,761 I got myself a gift for dealing with my midlife crisis so well. 30 00:01:23,762 --> 00:01:25,532 That car outside. 31 00:01:25,533 --> 00:01:28,040 It's half Jaguar, half Lamborghini. 32 00:01:28,041 --> 00:01:29,369 It's a Jag-a-Weenie. 33 00:01:29,370 --> 00:01:31,838 [Loud revving, glass shatters] 34 00:01:31,839 --> 00:01:33,999 [Wincing] 35 00:01:40,213 --> 00:01:41,981 [Truck revving] 36 00:01:41,982 --> 00:01:44,142 [Shrieks] 37 00:01:46,052 --> 00:01:48,212 [Shrieks] 38 00:01:56,463 --> 00:01:59,043 [Engine quiets] 39 00:01:59,899 --> 00:02:03,135 Look what you did to my dojo. 40 00:02:03,136 --> 00:02:06,471 You should see what I did to your Jag-a-Weenie. 41 00:02:06,472 --> 00:02:07,992 [Rock music playing] 42 00:02:07,993 --> 00:02:08,997 - Don't... - Don't... 43 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:09,978 - You... - You... 44 00:02:09,979 --> 00:02:11,237 Get all tough with me! 45 00:02:11,238 --> 00:02:11,984 I'm saying... 46 00:02:11,985 --> 00:02:12,993 - Won't... - Won't... 47 00:02:12,994 --> 00:02:13,920 - You... - You... 48 00:02:13,921 --> 00:02:15,341 Come kick it with me? 49 00:02:15,342 --> 00:02:17,610 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 50 00:02:17,611 --> 00:02:19,512 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 51 00:02:19,513 --> 00:02:24,681 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 52 00:02:24,682 --> 00:02:26,706 Here we go, let's start the party! 53 00:02:26,707 --> 00:02:28,256 Chop it up like it's karate. 54 00:02:28,257 --> 00:02:29,625 Everybody! 55 00:02:29,626 --> 00:02:30,911 - Don't... - Don't... 56 00:02:30,912 --> 00:02:31,928 - You... - You... 57 00:02:31,929 --> 00:02:33,148 Get all tough with me! 58 00:02:33,149 --> 00:02:33,884 I'm saying... 59 00:02:33,885 --> 00:02:34,923 - Won't... - Won't... 60 00:02:34,924 --> 00:02:35,833 - You... - You... 61 00:02:35,834 --> 00:02:37,296 Come kick it with me? 62 00:02:37,297 --> 00:02:39,853 And we could have a ball, run up the wall! 63 00:02:39,854 --> 00:02:41,584 - That's just how we do. - Come on! 64 00:02:41,585 --> 00:02:47,485 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you. 65 00:02:49,792 --> 00:02:51,952 [Revving] 66 00:02:53,814 --> 00:02:55,737 [Tires squeal] 67 00:02:55,738 --> 00:03:00,431 Rudy put his foot on the gas, lost control, and destroyed their dojo. 68 00:03:00,432 --> 00:03:02,212 Sam, why don't you go play with your friends? 69 00:03:02,213 --> 00:03:03,241 I don't have any friends. 70 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:06,735 Then do what I do and make some up. 71 00:03:06,736 --> 00:03:09,564 It's going to take two weeks to repair the Black Dragon Dojo. 72 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:13,802 So, in the meantime, you are going to let them train here. 73 00:03:13,803 --> 00:03:15,300 Absolutely not. 74 00:03:15,301 --> 00:03:19,065 Fine, then you can pay the $50,000 in damages. 75 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:22,426 - I love company. - Good. 76 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:26,362 - Ty. - Kai? 77 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:28,883 - Hi. - Why?! 78 00:03:30,083 --> 00:03:32,351 Dragons! Drag-ify! 79 00:03:32,352 --> 00:03:35,112 [Grinding, sawing] 80 00:03:35,861 --> 00:03:37,599 Milton, what are you doing? 81 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,459 What are you talking about? I'm trying to... 82 00:03:40,460 --> 00:03:43,203 Holy Christmas nuts! 83 00:03:43,204 --> 00:03:45,419 I've been drag-ified. 84 00:03:45,420 --> 00:03:46,974 Hello there, Kai. 85 00:03:46,975 --> 00:03:50,269 I haven't seen you since you cheated in that tournament and almost killed me. 86 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:52,104 Eh, I'm back in town. 87 00:03:52,105 --> 00:03:54,751 I heard the Black Dragons were your mortal enemy. 88 00:03:54,752 --> 00:03:57,877 That was good enough for me. 89 00:03:57,878 --> 00:04:00,696 This shelf is the perfect place for my ant farm. 90 00:04:00,697 --> 00:04:02,468 I just have to get rid of this stupid weed. 91 00:04:02,469 --> 00:04:08,183 Hey! This is an ancient Bonsai Tree given to me by a Tibetan Monk. 92 00:04:08,184 --> 00:04:13,081 It's a symbol of patience, calmness, and peace. 93 00:04:13,082 --> 00:04:18,982 And if you so much as touch it, I will use it to break your face! 94 00:04:19,464 --> 00:04:21,594 I really can't believe I have to say this, 95 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:25,445 but I just found out my parents aren't going out of town, so the party's off. 96 00:04:25,446 --> 00:04:29,194 No, no, no! The party can't be off. We just gotta find another place to have it. 97 00:04:29,195 --> 00:04:30,946 Uh... 98 00:04:30,947 --> 00:04:32,334 Who are you? 99 00:04:32,335 --> 00:04:34,684 You're funny, Malcolm. I'm Sam. 100 00:04:34,685 --> 00:04:36,940 So you're the cool kids and I'm sitting with you. 101 00:04:36,941 --> 00:04:39,447 I must be one of the cool kids. 102 00:04:39,448 --> 00:04:42,328 Wilson, bounce him. 103 00:04:45,298 --> 00:04:49,378 You, me, Saturday night, my mansion? 104 00:04:49,877 --> 00:04:51,737 Shh! 105 00:04:53,399 --> 00:04:56,796 Don't let words spoil what we have. 106 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:59,917 - [Stomps foot] - Oww! 107 00:04:59,939 --> 00:05:04,559 All right, next time, just use your words. 108 00:05:05,383 --> 00:05:07,716 Hey, Malcolm, what if I told you that this Saturday 109 00:05:07,717 --> 00:05:09,815 you could throw your party at my mansion? 110 00:05:09,816 --> 00:05:14,556 I'd say, "welcome to the cool kids' table". 111 00:05:14,886 --> 00:05:17,083 Somebody ate my empanadas! 112 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,195 They were in the refrigerator with my name on them. 113 00:05:19,196 --> 00:05:22,080 My grandmother made them for me and somebody just ate them. 114 00:05:22,081 --> 00:05:27,981 I'd tell your grandma a little more empa, a little less nada. 115 00:05:28,007 --> 00:05:30,252 The Black Dragons have been hogging the shower. 116 00:05:30,253 --> 00:05:32,536 I had to bathe in the fountain. 117 00:05:32,537 --> 00:05:34,473 The fountain where everyone throws their coins? 118 00:05:34,474 --> 00:05:36,172 Yeah! 119 00:05:36,173 --> 00:05:37,483 Don't ask me how. 120 00:05:37,484 --> 00:05:42,584 But I just coughed and made change for a dollar. 121 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,070 Frank is creeping me out. 122 00:05:49,071 --> 00:05:54,971 I mean, just because we're sharing a locker, he's acting like we're married. 123 00:05:58,699 --> 00:06:00,799 [Groans] 124 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:02,651 [Groans] 125 00:06:02,652 --> 00:06:03,869 [Groans] 126 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:04,737 [Groaning] 127 00:06:04,738 --> 00:06:09,474 Jack, get up here and demonstrate a proper dragon kick. 128 00:06:09,475 --> 00:06:10,965 [Groans] 129 00:06:10,966 --> 00:06:14,146 [Both continue groaning] 130 00:06:14,681 --> 00:06:17,921 [Both increase intensity] 131 00:06:18,618 --> 00:06:21,318 [Groaning faster] 132 00:06:21,487 --> 00:06:24,421 Stop! Come on, guys, you're Senseis. 133 00:06:24,422 --> 00:06:27,325 You know he's right, we shouldn't be fighting in front of the students. 134 00:06:27,326 --> 00:06:29,346 - Parking lot of Jones Beach? - You're on. 135 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,103 Can I get a ride? My car is in the shop. 136 00:06:31,104 --> 00:06:33,819 So is mine. We'll take my bike, but you're riding in the basket. 137 00:06:33,820 --> 00:06:37,000 That's how I like it. 138 00:06:37,359 --> 00:06:39,618 Kickin' it with you! 139 00:06:39,619 --> 00:06:43,159 And this is my Throne Room. 140 00:06:43,333 --> 00:06:46,051 That is the coolest chair I've ever seen. 141 00:06:46,052 --> 00:06:47,508 Chair? [Laughs] 142 00:06:47,509 --> 00:06:53,323 No, this is the world's first motorized throne that is completely powered... 143 00:06:53,324 --> 00:06:55,176 By... 144 00:06:55,177 --> 00:06:58,477 Electric Egyptian catfish. 145 00:06:59,624 --> 00:07:03,025 You said you were cool. I didn't know you were this cool. 146 00:07:03,026 --> 00:07:05,697 Oh, yeah... that's because I have what they call "it". 147 00:07:05,698 --> 00:07:10,702 And my doctor says it may clear up or it may not. 148 00:07:10,703 --> 00:07:13,538 Uh, hey, Bobby, I'm trying to make some new friends. 149 00:07:13,539 --> 00:07:15,006 Will you let me throw a party here? 150 00:07:15,007 --> 00:07:17,276 Absolutely not! 151 00:07:17,277 --> 00:07:18,206 [Chuckles] 152 00:07:18,207 --> 00:07:20,979 Trust me, Sam... friends are overrated. 153 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:24,175 All you need in life is yourself. 154 00:07:24,176 --> 00:07:26,485 - Really? - Definitely. Ha! 155 00:07:26,486 --> 00:07:28,219 What's a friend good for? 156 00:07:28,220 --> 00:07:29,569 A kind word? 157 00:07:29,570 --> 00:07:31,857 A gesture of support? 158 00:07:31,858 --> 00:07:36,962 That toothy smile that just says, "hang in there, Champ!" 159 00:07:36,963 --> 00:07:40,892 Oh! Yes, of course you can have your party here. 160 00:07:40,893 --> 00:07:45,093 Thanks, Bobby. You're my best friend. 161 00:07:45,470 --> 00:07:46,671 [Sighs] 162 00:07:46,672 --> 00:07:48,740 I do have a friend. 163 00:07:48,741 --> 00:07:51,921 You were wrong, mother! 164 00:07:54,513 --> 00:07:56,174 [Chuckles] 165 00:07:56,175 --> 00:07:58,617 You are so pathetic. 166 00:07:58,618 --> 00:08:01,111 You have the nerve to follow me to the movie theater 167 00:08:01,112 --> 00:08:03,159 after I kicked your butt at Jones Beach? 168 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,281 First of all, I kicked your butt. 169 00:08:05,282 --> 00:08:06,858 And I didn't follow you here. 170 00:08:06,859 --> 00:08:12,139 I am meeting my date who's a girl and who exists. 171 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:14,438 Is this your first time seeing "Kung Fu Farm" 172 00:08:14,439 --> 00:08:16,802 starring martial arts legend J.J. Bland? 173 00:08:16,803 --> 00:08:19,471 Yeah, it would be if it was eight times ago. 174 00:08:19,472 --> 00:08:23,073 - It's like nine times for me, so... - Huh. 175 00:08:23,074 --> 00:08:25,936 I love it when the mystical warrior takes over the rooster's body, 176 00:08:25,937 --> 00:08:28,780 and corners the evil farmer in the hen house and says... 177 00:08:28,781 --> 00:08:31,416 Both: Prepare to cock-a-doodle-die! 178 00:08:31,417 --> 00:08:33,451 [Both crow, shout] 179 00:08:33,452 --> 00:08:35,732 [Chuckling] 180 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:42,555 Uh, Rudy, those guys just cut you. 181 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:45,275 Uh... excuse me, Sir, you can't... 182 00:08:45,276 --> 00:08:47,796 [All grunting] 183 00:08:57,509 --> 00:09:01,413 Huh... that was a pretty sweet back fist to knee you had there. 184 00:09:01,414 --> 00:09:02,409 Thank you. 185 00:09:02,410 --> 00:09:05,116 Your crane technique was flawless. 186 00:09:05,117 --> 00:09:07,919 What do you say when we get in there we share a popcorn? 187 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,555 Ah, no, I don't buy popcorn. 188 00:09:10,556 --> 00:09:13,558 I make it fresh with my pants popper. 189 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:15,719 [Popping] 190 00:09:19,963 --> 00:09:23,534 I'm so getting one of those. 191 00:09:23,535 --> 00:09:24,870 [Rumbling, tires screeching] 192 00:09:24,871 --> 00:09:26,071 [Shatters] 193 00:09:26,072 --> 00:09:27,886 That's it, Dennis! 194 00:09:27,887 --> 00:09:29,920 You used my soap on a rope. 195 00:09:29,921 --> 00:09:31,087 That's your pit hair. 196 00:09:31,088 --> 00:09:35,395 I know it's not mine. I checked. All three are still there. 197 00:09:35,396 --> 00:09:36,458 Let's go! 198 00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:38,116 Oh, hon! 199 00:09:38,117 --> 00:09:42,520 Mother wants you to wear this dress when we go antiquing. 200 00:09:42,521 --> 00:09:44,981 It's lovely. 201 00:09:53,529 --> 00:09:55,744 I want to use that dummy. Step off. 202 00:09:55,745 --> 00:09:57,779 And what makes you think I'm just gonna step aside 203 00:09:57,780 --> 00:09:59,836 because you want to use this punching dummy? 204 00:09:59,837 --> 00:10:04,322 Because with one kick, I can make you gargle your kidneys. 205 00:10:04,323 --> 00:10:07,011 Okay, we understand each other. 206 00:10:07,012 --> 00:10:10,227 Hey, what are you doing? Jerry was using this dummy. 207 00:10:10,228 --> 00:10:13,418 I can do what I want. I'm the best student in the dojo, Jack. 208 00:10:13,419 --> 00:10:15,835 Oh, you think you're the best student in the dojo, huh? 209 00:10:15,836 --> 00:10:17,455 - Yeah yeah. - You want to prove it? 210 00:10:17,456 --> 00:10:19,496 [Overlapping arguing] 211 00:10:19,497 --> 00:10:21,574 Big news, everybody. 212 00:10:21,575 --> 00:10:23,783 Me and my new best friend Ty, 213 00:10:23,784 --> 00:10:27,782 have decided to join forces and combine our dojos... 214 00:10:27,783 --> 00:10:29,690 - Permanently! - All: What?! 215 00:10:29,691 --> 00:10:32,904 Which means we're all one big, happy family. 216 00:10:32,905 --> 00:10:34,439 [Murmurs] 217 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,480 [Thuds] 218 00:10:37,152 --> 00:10:39,844 And now, popcorn for everyone. 219 00:10:39,845 --> 00:10:42,005 [Popping] 220 00:10:44,235 --> 00:10:47,535 Kickin' it with you! 221 00:10:50,378 --> 00:10:54,893 I can't take this anymore! I'm getting mail addressed to "Mr. and Mrs. Frank Bickle". 222 00:10:54,894 --> 00:10:57,845 That's me. Mrs. Bickle. 223 00:10:57,846 --> 00:11:02,241 We should probably keep this with our phone bill, hon. 224 00:11:02,242 --> 00:11:04,935 Calm down, it's only a matter of time before Rudy and Ty 225 00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:08,339 remember that they can't stand each other. 226 00:11:08,340 --> 00:11:11,820 [Door opens] [Both laughing] 227 00:11:14,745 --> 00:11:16,055 Uh... 228 00:11:16,056 --> 00:11:18,750 Please tell me there were other people in there dancing with you. 229 00:11:18,751 --> 00:11:20,207 [Stammers] 230 00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:23,008 - No. - No. [Laughs] 231 00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:28,188 We were practicing for our square dancing date with the Delmonico twins tonight. 232 00:11:28,189 --> 00:11:30,832 All right, we have to work together to drive our Senseis apart. 233 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:33,965 Nothing on Earth could ever make me team up with you. 234 00:11:33,966 --> 00:11:35,406 Ty: All right, bring it in, people. 235 00:11:35,407 --> 00:11:39,050 Because we are one dojo now, we got a new wall mural. 236 00:11:39,051 --> 00:11:42,951 It's half Rudy and half me. Eh? 237 00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:46,342 Huh? 238 00:11:47,045 --> 00:11:48,913 - Hey, Jack. - Yeah? 239 00:11:48,914 --> 00:11:51,074 I'm in. 240 00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:53,809 [Mutters] 241 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:57,520 [Dance music playing] 242 00:11:58,611 --> 00:12:00,592 Nachos! 243 00:12:00,593 --> 00:12:03,609 Word to the wise... they've got quite a kick to 'em. 244 00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:08,875 I make them with a single drop of my Bobby Wa-hot-y sauce. 245 00:12:08,876 --> 00:12:11,036 [Ignites] 246 00:12:11,303 --> 00:12:14,270 Whoa, your dad's at the party? 247 00:12:14,271 --> 00:12:15,487 Lame. 248 00:12:15,488 --> 00:12:17,585 No, he's not my dad. He's my... 249 00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:18,958 - [Stammers] Mother. - Butler. 250 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,327 Butler. Right. Definitely Butler. 251 00:12:21,328 --> 00:12:27,228 Bobbington. Bobbington the Butler. That is who I am to the boy. 252 00:12:27,932 --> 00:12:30,168 You've got your own Butler? 253 00:12:30,169 --> 00:12:32,574 That's awesome. 254 00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:35,200 That means he has to do anything we tell him. 255 00:12:35,201 --> 00:12:38,637 Okay, Bobbington, drink this bottle of Wa-hot-y sauce. 256 00:12:38,638 --> 00:12:40,639 [Stammering] Bobbington... 257 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,257 - You don't have to drink that bottle... - I thought you were cool, Sam. 258 00:12:44,258 --> 00:12:46,797 Come on, guys. Let's get out of here. 259 00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:49,721 Wait wait wait wait wait! Sam is cool. 260 00:12:49,722 --> 00:12:53,862 I'll show you just how cool he is. 261 00:12:58,105 --> 00:12:59,609 [Loud rumbling] 262 00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:01,770 [Wheezes] 263 00:13:02,879 --> 00:13:05,699 Fire in the hole! 264 00:13:07,766 --> 00:13:11,426 [Belches loudly, flame ignites] 265 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,711 Spicy! 266 00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:15,932 [Laughter] 267 00:13:18,717 --> 00:13:21,213 Ty's ants are Chinese wood-eating ants. 268 00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:23,421 And they love Bonsai Tree's. 269 00:13:23,422 --> 00:13:24,995 But it makes them sick. 270 00:13:24,996 --> 00:13:28,785 Great, so when Rudy sees his beloved tree's been destroyed, he'll blame Ty. 271 00:13:28,786 --> 00:13:31,897 And when Ty's ants get sick, he'll blame Rudy. 272 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,582 Then Ty will want us to leave this smelly dump. 273 00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,719 Uh, excuse me? 274 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:42,300 Okay, this place happens to be... oh, no, you're right. 275 00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:49,426 [Rustling] 276 00:13:51,996 --> 00:13:54,514 - They're coming. - They're coming, they're coming! 277 00:13:54,515 --> 00:13:55,871 - They're coming. - Franklin. 278 00:13:55,872 --> 00:13:58,272 Sorry, dear. 279 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,850 [Both laughing] 280 00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:06,646 Hey, what's up, guys? You guys have a good time dancing with the Delmonico twins? 281 00:14:06,647 --> 00:14:08,420 [Stammers] 282 00:14:08,421 --> 00:14:11,245 You know, we were so excited about the dance, we forgot to pick 'em up. 283 00:14:11,246 --> 00:14:14,133 I don't know. [Laughs] 284 00:14:14,134 --> 00:14:15,801 [Shrieks] 285 00:14:15,802 --> 00:14:19,671 Ty! Your ants got out and ate my beautiful Bonsai. 286 00:14:19,672 --> 00:14:22,207 You must not have put the cover back on when you fed them. 287 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:24,302 Look how sick my ants are. 288 00:14:24,303 --> 00:14:29,598 They're swelling up with gas. They got the Bonsai Bloats. 289 00:14:29,599 --> 00:14:31,917 You... you! 290 00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:35,586 You have suffered an unimaginable loss. 291 00:14:35,587 --> 00:14:36,604 Huh? 292 00:14:36,605 --> 00:14:38,197 As have you. 293 00:14:38,198 --> 00:14:40,678 You know, it's times like these that make you realize 294 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,895 how important it is to have such good friends. 295 00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:43,991 [All murmur] 296 00:14:43,992 --> 00:14:47,699 My poor ants. Their little ant bodies have no holes. 297 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,160 So eventually they'll just... 298 00:14:49,161 --> 00:14:50,223 [Popping lips] 299 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:52,084 Pop! 300 00:14:52,447 --> 00:14:53,993 [Ants popping] 301 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,574 It's starting. 302 00:14:58,811 --> 00:15:01,313 - [Clinking] - Excuse me, everybody. 303 00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:04,006 To celebrate our first week together, 304 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:06,522 Ty and I will be right back with a little surprise. 305 00:15:06,523 --> 00:15:10,167 Although now it's not as much a surprise because we just told you about it. 306 00:15:10,168 --> 00:15:14,908 But you still don't know it's a cake. Ha! 307 00:15:16,328 --> 00:15:19,898 I'll say it. I'm not crazy about the company. 308 00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:23,919 But Krupnicks love their crab legs. 309 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,815 [Grunting] 310 00:15:26,816 --> 00:15:29,241 Ah! You just hit me with that crab leg. 311 00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:32,122 You're done, dork. 312 00:15:32,311 --> 00:15:34,527 You probably shouldn't have done that. 313 00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,764 But I'm actually glad you did. 314 00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:39,285 [All grunting] 315 00:15:39,546 --> 00:15:41,718 Let's just stay out of it. 316 00:15:41,719 --> 00:15:44,719 - Hon? - That's it. 317 00:15:54,694 --> 00:15:57,574 [Groaning continues] 318 00:16:06,111 --> 00:16:08,871 How's that, hon? 319 00:16:26,975 --> 00:16:29,977 You know, I thought the kids were going to have a hard time getting along, 320 00:16:29,978 --> 00:16:32,885 but I think they're really following our example. 321 00:16:32,886 --> 00:16:35,466 Both: Surprise! 322 00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:40,639 All: They started it. 323 00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:44,116 I have never been so disappointed. 324 00:16:44,117 --> 00:16:46,254 You people should be ashamed. 325 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,562 You're going to pay for every bit of damage that you caused. 326 00:16:49,563 --> 00:16:52,862 Does anyone have anything to say? 327 00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:54,843 I do. 328 00:16:55,486 --> 00:17:00,097 This raspberry lemon chiffon cake is to die for. 329 00:17:00,098 --> 00:17:02,980 We should have this for our wedding, hon. 330 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:05,201 Why wait? 331 00:17:08,857 --> 00:17:11,444 - Guys, Bobbington has had enough. - Oh! 332 00:17:11,445 --> 00:17:13,211 You've already made him a paintball target... 333 00:17:13,212 --> 00:17:14,879 - Ah! - Jumped on him like a trampoline. 334 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,617 - Ow! - And turned him... 335 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,878 Into a human pi?ata. 336 00:17:18,879 --> 00:17:21,205 About that... the things that fell out of me... 337 00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:24,539 I'm going to need them back. 338 00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:28,077 Congrats, Sam. You're one of the cool kids now. 339 00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:30,013 Thanks, Bobby. 340 00:17:30,014 --> 00:17:33,861 I just thought of something that we could do with one of those electric catfish. 341 00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,246 Hey, Bobbington. 342 00:17:35,247 --> 00:17:38,607 Drop one down your pants. 343 00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:42,201 But each one is 1,000 slimy volts. 344 00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:44,536 Fish... pants... 345 00:17:44,537 --> 00:17:46,397 Now! 346 00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:52,941 Very well. 347 00:17:58,674 --> 00:18:01,734 [Electricity crackling] 348 00:18:05,514 --> 00:18:08,689 We are not putting an electric catfish down Bobby's pants. 349 00:18:08,690 --> 00:18:11,790 Come on, Sam. He's just the Butler. 350 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,951 No, he's not. He's a lot more than a Butler. 351 00:18:14,952 --> 00:18:19,384 He's Bobby Wasabi! Millionaire, great martial artist, once famous movie star. 352 00:18:19,385 --> 00:18:22,805 I'm still huge in France. 353 00:18:23,083 --> 00:18:24,650 And my best friend. 354 00:18:24,651 --> 00:18:26,555 He was helping me try to impress you. 355 00:18:26,556 --> 00:18:28,437 I don't want to be friends with you. 356 00:18:28,438 --> 00:18:31,078 Whatever, loser. 357 00:18:31,306 --> 00:18:34,246 We're out of here. 358 00:18:34,544 --> 00:18:37,184 [All chattering] 359 00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:40,545 I'm sorry, Bobby. I don't need friends like that. 360 00:18:40,546 --> 00:18:42,795 - I got you. - Hmm. 361 00:18:42,796 --> 00:18:47,596 You know Sam, I am proud to be your friend. 362 00:18:48,786 --> 00:18:51,493 I better put him back. 363 00:18:51,494 --> 00:18:53,173 [Shrieks] 364 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,489 Get it off! 365 00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:55,931 Get it off! 366 00:18:55,932 --> 00:18:57,780 [Wailing] 367 00:18:57,781 --> 00:19:00,721 [Reverberates loudly] 368 00:19:00,752 --> 00:19:03,572 Thank you, friend. 369 00:19:05,408 --> 00:19:11,146 And no matter how much I chop and punch it's not as cool as kickin' it with you! 370 00:19:11,147 --> 00:19:13,192 Everybody, listen up. 371 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,562 Until you kids can get along, 372 00:19:14,563 --> 00:19:17,473 Rudy and I have decided to give you the silent treatment. 373 00:19:17,474 --> 00:19:19,868 Uh, what's the silent treatment, you ask? 374 00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:22,271 It's when we say nothing to you. 375 00:19:22,272 --> 00:19:26,532 Not a single word, and it starts now. 376 00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:29,978 Hang on, there is one thing that we did leave out. 377 00:19:29,979 --> 00:19:33,436 I too will be giving the silent treatment. 378 00:19:33,437 --> 00:19:35,377 Starting now. 379 00:19:35,378 --> 00:19:38,020 You know I'm sorry, I forgot there's one other thing I need to say. 380 00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:41,547 Actually you go ahead then I have something after you. 381 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,660 You know, we were thinking about it and you guys were right. 382 00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,995 You guys have been enemies your entire lives. 383 00:19:46,996 --> 00:19:52,208 But you put your differences aside and we should have learned from your example. 384 00:19:52,209 --> 00:19:56,467 And as a symbol of our two dojos coming together in peace, we got you a gift. 385 00:19:56,468 --> 00:19:59,190 Be a monkey, be a monkey, be a monkey! 386 00:19:59,191 --> 00:20:01,677 Guys, come on. It's a ranking board. 387 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:04,759 Oh! I always wanted one of these. 388 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,559 - Come on, guys. - Oh! 389 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:09,235 Put your belts up there. 390 00:20:09,236 --> 00:20:10,574 [Chuckles] 391 00:20:10,575 --> 00:20:16,438 Uh, Rudy, you put yours on the top rung there, buddy. There you go. 392 00:20:16,439 --> 00:20:19,314 Yeah, of course, friend. 393 00:20:19,315 --> 00:20:23,080 When we were students, the grand master gave me the higher ranking. 394 00:20:23,081 --> 00:20:25,454 Uh, that is true, pal o' mine. 395 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:27,622 But last year at regionals, I outranked you. 396 00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:31,366 That's because you used an illegal sweep kick. 397 00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:33,707 That's it! 398 00:20:40,068 --> 00:20:41,708 [Bangs loudly] 399 00:20:41,709 --> 00:20:43,345 So we go back to hating each other now? 400 00:20:43,346 --> 00:20:45,066 - Absolutely. - Oh, yeah. 401 00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,887 - Yep. - Get out. 402 00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:51,530 [Rudy screams] 403 00:20:51,913 --> 00:20:55,213 Kickin' it with you! 404 00:21:00,975 --> 00:21:03,632 Aw! What are you doing here? 405 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:07,772 I ran into the Delmonico twins. They were pretty upset that we stood them up. 406 00:21:07,773 --> 00:21:10,702 I figured the least we could do was give them one dance. 407 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:13,943 I suppose you're right. 408 00:21:20,618 --> 00:21:23,738 [Country music playing] 409 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,892 [Both yipping] 410 00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:34,993 Yee-ha! 411 00:21:40,524 --> 00:21:46,424 Sync and corrections by P2Pfiend. Www.Addic7ed.Com. 412 00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:51,024 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0